Legend considered him a dashing scarlet pimpernel who could flawlessly wear a finely tailored silk suit while effortlessly grilling fresh bison beneath the endless blue skies of campestral South Dakota.
The face slap of reality spoke when his tolerant new bride calmly pointed out that his annoying hebetude had left their crowded backyard barbecue without sufficient propane gas or any dry matches.
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I appreciate that. Thank You.
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Hahaha! Silly pimpernel. Tolerant bride indeed. Lol. I don’t think I remember reading your clever humor before, Edward. 👏🏼👏🏼 😜
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Thank You for your very kind words. I appreciate it indeed.
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I believe the tolerant bride has a very sharp tongue 🙂
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I suspect she is practical and wise as well. Thank You so much.
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She brings gives him a good dose of reality 🙂
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Thank You very much. I honestly appreciate it.
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I bet the “tolerant” bride was really muttering some choice words in her head. 😉
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Haha! Thank You so very much Dee.
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I love learning new words! Hebetude: apathy; cool!
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Thank You quiall. I really appreciate it.
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What contrasts you paint in your rustic scene in South Dakota. The finely crafted silk suit would surely be ruined from such activities as grilling bison. I hope he has a good dry cleaning establishment in the vicinity. I had to read the entry a couple times because my brain came to a screeching halt when I saw the attire he was wearing for the activity he was engaged in. This was an enjoyable post. Thank you.
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Thank You so very much for your wonderfully kind words Dr. Mary. I truly appreciate your insightful comments.
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As always, my pleasure. All the best to you and happy writing.
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Well I would lose big time to you in a dictionary game! Hebetude! Who would da thunk?!
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I greatly appreciate it. Thank You so much.
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I love the emojis. Thank You.
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